This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"I am here to report an error of sorts. Back in one of my early posts about the demon television, and it’s Jim Jones-like advertising campaigns, I said “I won’t even go into the death that comes in the form of burgers fries and shakes.” It hadn’t even occurred to me at the time that I left out tacos. So I am here to right a wrong I levied against Taco Bell. To Taco Bell and all that profit from her, you are as filthy and scummy as any murder burger or cyanide fries.

Now, I don’t purport myself to be any type of genius or brainiac. I do however thump my chest as a holder of common sense. Doesn’t sound like much, and

in Valhalla it’s far less important than a thunder hammer. But we live in the place where idiots roam free and are allowed to reproduce, at will. So the common sense stock is rising daily. I’ve wondered to myself and aloud to others this question. What the fuck is in these beef taco’s and one pound beef burritos that they only cost $.99? I mean really, food prices are going up almost as fast as common sense prices. Yet these guys can give you the weight equivalent of a cow’s ass cheek in a corn shell and only charge you $.99. I guess when you only have a half an hour to eat lunch before you have to go back and get yelled at by your boss, these types of things may not occur to you.

Well fortunately they occurred to a law firm in Alabama. I know, I was surprised too. I thought the only thing on the minds of Alabama residents were if anyone will ever find those mass slave graves. Who knew? But I digress. So this law firm, Beasley Allen filed a lawsuit claiming that not only is Taco Bell beef, NOT BEEF, as they claim in all of their advertising. But it’s not even “Taco Meat Filling” as the package containing this alien placenta claims to be. According the standards set by our dear government, “taco meat filling” only has to be 40% actual meat. FORTY FUCKIN PERCENT!!!!!! And these guys couldn’t (wouldn’t) even do that. This rhino husk is only 36% meat according to the study done by the law firm. The full list of ingredients can be found here. I know some of you might be wondering what that martian cum is at the lower left corner of the picture. Your guess is as good as mine. Well actually, it will be better than mine cuz I havent had Taco Bell in over 4 years and don’t plan on buying any until I need to mix the foundation for my compound bunker.

This is why I give credit to Burger King. I find their food more vile than any of the fast food morgues out there, but at least they don’t try to bullshit me. While Wendy’s and McDonalds are pushing salads and light menu’s with the same or even more calories and fat as their burgers. While Subways are touting super low calorie sandwiches which are only that low as long as to only put oxygen on it for flavor. And as I’ve just discussed, while Taco Bell is mixing whale dick in with construction materials to serve you $.99 taco’s and burritos. Burger King is openly trying to kill you at a competitive rate of price and speed. They are constantly trying to invent bigger, greasier, fattier, and unhealthier meals and sandwiches when these other fakers are trying to cover their ass while capitalizing on the current health craze in this obese country. They have no shame to their game. Their new catch phrase should be “would you like fries with your tombstone?”. Unfortunately their food tastes as good as their intentions.

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I am THE CSS. Those of you who know me know that I am a man who says pretty much what is on his mind. At times I seem to have little regard for the thoughts or feelings of others. I have been labeled a robot, a monster, detached, and other unfavorable things in my short lifetime. Less than a handful however have ever queried as to why that might be. And to be quite fair, I haven’t extended an invitation to my “inner demons”. Well that is about to change. ... Read More..

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