Hello folks. I have what one could consider a deep, philosophical question I would like to put to you. I need you to contemplate your answer before you settle upon it first. If the television is on or someone is in the room talking, please quiet them both down in a manner appropriate to the situation. When you answer this question, I want you to have as clear a mind as you can. I want you to look within yourselves and without fear of judgment or stigma, come up with the most honest answer you can. Think of it as a perfect world scenario where your answer doesn’t  affect your current identity or state of being. Just be completely honest and answer the question.

WHAT WOULD YOU SUCK A DICK FOR?

And I’m talking about a strange “I don’t know where you’ve been in the past 24 hours, and please let that be lint” dick. Now, I have to direct this question to women because the homophobia in America would not allow an honest answer from the male population. So to you women out there who are buried under school loans. To the women who have 6 kids and a part time job. To the women who have caught their husbands riding their sisters like a BMX bike at the X-Games. What would you suck a dick for? A new car? A satchel full of lottery tickets? Revenge? Crank? Smack? X? A Polynesian vacation? World Peace? Compton peace? A seat on the bus? A shot on American Idol? A dirty bomb detonated on American Idol? A time machine so that you can go back in time and do anything you want but first you would go back and not suck the dick but then you would never have had the time machine so you would suck the dick to get the time and be caught in a never ending time loop? Or how about some chicken nuggets?

I can say this confidently as a heterosexual man, that if I had to suck a dick for anything, chicken McNuggets would make the final five if I had to make a choice. So to me, I feel the arrest of Khadijah Baseer for offering blow jobs to the people in the drive through of an L.A. McDonalds for some delicious chicken McNuggets was just over the top. The police don’t understand that times are getting hard for folks. People are struggling for the necessities of life, and sometimes one must choke on a McDick to get some McNuggets. Not too long ago a man tried to blow up a Taco Bell because there wasn’t enough hot sauce in his bag when he got home from the drive through. Fire bombing for hot sauce, blow jobs for chicken nuggets. Soon people will be getting pissed on for extra toppings at Pappa Johns. But some things are worth going the extra mile for. Just have the human decency and courtesy for your fellow man and film the damn thing. All this reading is making me hungry and I haven’t gotten rid of my gag reflex yet.

About Thecss:
I am THE CSS. Those of you who know me know that I am a man who says pretty much what is on his mind. At times I seem to have little regard for the thoughts or feelings of others. I have been labeled a robot, a monster, detached, and other unfavorable things in my short lifetime. Less than a handful however have ever queried as to why that might be. And to be quite fair, I haven’t extended an invitation to my “inner demons”. Well that is about to change. ... Read More..

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