I don’t know about you, but I find the times we live in are as fascinating as they are fucked. Sure, even though we’re killing ourselves in more ways than anyone even realizes, we are having global conferences to save the planet. They funny part about that of course is, that the reality of the term “destroying the planet”, is that we are destroying the level of habitability for us. Once we die off, the planet will take a cool salt water colonic, shit us into oblivion, and keep it moving. In between our major evolutionary and technological blunders lay little nuggets of positive wonder.
A couple of years ago in Stamford, nature had to give a couple of people (and by media extension the rest of us) a refresher course on why nature is not to be fucked with. You might remember this woman named Charla Nash? Her face was mistaken for an all-you-can-eat buffet by a 200 lb. chimpanzee named travis. Unfortunately, Travis’ club membership card had expired, and the local police shot the shit out of him until he dropped dead in his cage. It was one of the worst, if not the worst, monkey attacks in the U.S. For weeks people wondered just how badly she was disfigured. The reports the media released were filled with horrible and gruesome details. I debated whether or not to show the destruction that is her face. I decided to put it on this page, the password is “versiality”. No Quotes. All I have to say is that it’s actually a good thing, that the chimp ripped her eyes out of her head.
But, after the tears had fallen, and the sympathy letters had been written, along came science. The same heinous and devious mentality that created nuclear war, AIDS, High Fructose Corn Syrup, and The Tony Danza Show, did a 180 degree turn and performed only the third full face transplant in the world for this woman.You witnessed the horror on the link I have above. There are almost no words to measure the marked improvement that you see here now. This woman, even though she is still blind, wont be deafened by the screams of children, once they caught a glimpse of the nightmare that was her face. So I applaud the disciples of Mengele and Victor Frankenstein, for defying the winds of nature, and undoing what would have been just another triumph of natures strongest. We won this round. Now its back to watching some uncut hip hop videos
I am THE CSS. Those of you who know me know that I am a man who says pretty much what is on his mind. At times I seem to have little regard for the thoughts or feelings of others. I have been labeled a robot, a monster, detached, and other unfavorable things in my short lifetime. Less than a handful however have ever queried as to why that might be. And to be quite fair, I haven’t extended an invitation to my “inner demons”. Well that is about to change. ... Read More..